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How to Steal A Million


 A Light Romantic Comedy


Audrey Hepburn: Nicole Bonnet

Peter O'Toole: Simon Dermott*

  • "Well, it was pitch dark and there he was. Tall, blue eyes, slim, quite good-looking... in a brutal, mean way, Papa. A terrible man!"
  • "I didn't want to keep you waiting, so I got engaged to him. Is it alright? Am I on time?”                                                                                  ~"Perfectly. In fact, we have ten more minutes, so if you want to go back and marry him?"*~
  • "I can't drive a stolen car!" ~"Same principle, four gears forward, one reverse."*~
  • "There's the bathroom take off your clothes."* ~"Are we planning the same sort of crime?"~
  • "For a burglar you're not very brave are you?" ~"I'm a society burglar. I don't expect people to rush about shooting me."*~
  • "Well, you don't think I'd steal something that didn't belong to me, do you?" ~"Eh... excuse me. I spoke without thinking."*~
  • "If you'll tell me what you're doing and why I'll buy you a cowboy suit and a set of trains."
  • "I want you to take a long last look at the blue sky, green grass, the trees and the river all of which I loathe, personally. Which is why a juicy stretch in a cozy French prison wouldn't bother me at all."*
  • "This is crazy you should be in jail and I should be in bed." 
  • "Your arm is much better." ~"Oh no, no, it hurts terribly. It hurts."*~  "It's the other  arm." ~"The infection is spreading."*~
  • "OK, you're the boss just do as I tell you."* 
  • "I hadn't counted on so much togetherness." ~"It's the height of the tourist season. This is the best I could do."*~ 
  • "You're mad, utterly mad. I suppose you want to kiss me good night?"  ~"I don't usually, not on my first acquaintance. But you've been such a good sport."*~                     





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